Just like you, I am looking for fun, adventurous partners. No long term serious relationships for me please. I'm not the "love of my life" type of gal. And I'm not the "My soulmate" type either. I'm a personal trainer and I like to say that I put the personal in personal training (wink, wink). I'm also a dancer in a local Burlesque company (been a dancer all my life). And you should know that I have been called many vulgar names that I cannot list in this profile.--and mostly by other WOMEN for god's sake, who take exception to an erotic dance style that celebrates a woman's body. I offer these testimonials about me as further evidence of my credentials to be on this site. “The girl doesn’t stop.” – ex-husband David “Excellent incisors. And she flosses.” – Dr. Dan, my dentist “She’s not as crazy as she looks.” – ex boyfriend Jake "She's a saucy wench, that's for sure." Some guy I met at the laundromat "I can attest to the fact that Stevie can eat an entire banana without chewing!" Bestie, Kym “Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night!” – Betty Davis from All About Eve (Ok, so Betty didn’t say it about me, but it fits somehow.) READ THIS IMPORTANT DISCLOSURE! Let me get this on the table! I have had two mastectomies--one in 2006, the other in 2016. If you're a breast man hit the skip button. If you're a leg man, I've get them. I've been a dancer most of my entire life. ONE FINAL NOTE: I don't do long distance. If you live beyond 100 miles of me please Skip me. I'm in Holden, Maine right now. Heading back to AZ late august or so. P.S. This website drives me nuts loading photos---I never know if it's going to post sideways, upside down, right side up. ..And it doesn't seem to matter how much I rotate it. I just gave up on some of them. ALL PHOTOS TAKEN BETWEEN MARCH -JULY 30
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